i will try — to fix you

is there no one who can fix my life? not even for a fee? maybe a life coach? it just seems like there's not really that much wrong — that is to say — my problem(s) are not seriously complicated. at least that is my opinion. remember when pcs had floppy drive? remember what happened if you try to boot with a nonbootable floppy in the drive?

NON-SYSTEM DISK OR DISK ERROR
REPLACE AND STRIKE A KEY

ya well that's what's wrong with me … metaphorically speaking …